Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

tullee

no

girl- "hi tullee! how are you?"

Tullee- "no"

by lilpumpismydaddy December 14, 2017

Tilly willy

A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.

Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!

by Peterfile June 10, 2020

tolly

Short for tolerance, more specifically tolerance to a drug

"I heard he was drunk after only drinking 2 beers, he needs to get his tolly up"

"I took a .1 at the festival and was rolling dick. I think I need to get my tolly up"

by GlucoseGod June 4, 2021

Tilly

Tilly is the most beautiful girl in the world. Every girl wants to be her, every boy wants to date her and everyone simply loves her. She is the cutest an actual blessing to anyone in her life. She makes you instantly feel better no matter what's going on and she will always put you before herself. She is the funniest girl in the world and has the cutest laugh. She has big beautiful green eyes and lovely soft brown hair with the most adorable fringe I have ever seen. She has a button nose and looks like a little fairy. Not just is she 'hot' (WHICH SHE IS) she is a beautiful person, inside and out.

Whos Tilly?

My wonderful girlfriend

by JacksonL April 5, 2019

tellybox

Another name for a boxed shaped tv (i.e. not a flat screen).

Louise: Hey babe, whats on the tellybox?
Paul: Not much, just old episodes of Top Gear.

by datboypej August 14, 2009

Tally wack

When you slap someone across the face (usually female) with your penis.

Bill: "Hey Dorithy mind if I tally wack you"
Dorithy: "Sure Bill go ahead"
Bill: "SMACK BITCH" ^_^

by John Auison June 11, 2006