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carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.
by Wise Man July 14, 2003
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teaDAMMIT

Short for "I need tea dammit"

Used when under stress and lacking in the tea department.

Commonly said (or grunted) when one already has tea cup on hand, but has finished the tea.
guy) hey man, how's that English paper coming?
guy2) STFU, I'm working on it! teaDAMMIT!
by Chloe G. April 15, 2008
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magic thread

Anonymous messageboard at the yellow5.com website. Common hangout for trolls, hackers and penguins.

Also see, Pokey the penguin, meme, eigenvector girl.
100 SERIES

Don't lie to me Gustav, you're a stinking mac user!
by No_Phreaking_Way February 26, 2004
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thread jacked

When someone takes your email thread from one topic completely off topic to some other subject.
Tim:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, anyone want to ride Hunter this weekend?

reply:
Will:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, I got a really cool macbook air, this thing rocks and kicks the ass of any Microsoft junk you tools use

Tim:
Email Subject: thread jacked MS vs Apple (was Snowboarding)
Damn I hate it when I get thread jacked.
by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008
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/thread

When someone kills a thread with the perfect answer. Therefore there is no reason for this thread to still be open.
Random guy seeking sex advices: How would I go about approaching an Islamic girl at college?

Random Guy #2: With a Bomb Squad.

Randomg Guy #3: /thread
by masongr July 7, 2014
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thread-shitting

Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.
Example post for thread-shitting:

"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."
by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008
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treadwelled

The act of losing your life because you disregard your own personal safeety and get too close to a dangerous animal.

Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.
Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter, was treadwelled by a sting ray yesterday.
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
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