tocino

The Spanish word for the food from the Heavens known as bacon.

Me encanta el tocino!!!

by TocinoLuvr December 18, 2013

rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019

tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

topinabee

a tiny town in northern michigan full of interesting people, on the shores of mullett lake. the population is about 500 and includes homeless looking people with few to no teeth that own nice boats and fishing rods. is known as "a small community with a big heart" but if you know the story of the egg man then you know there is no heart at all. topinabee is also home to american chillers author johnathan rand (christopher knight) and the dude who started monster energy. yeah. thats whats up. topinabee is also home to the ever so famous noka cafe that seats about 10 and serves quite delicious breakfast, and the breakers bar and the topinabee market.

person 1: have you ever been to topinabee?
person 2: where the hell is topinabee?
person 1: its a tiny town in northern michigan that you will miss if you blink
person 2: well i probably missed it because i blink a lot.

by nicolepatricia August 17, 2013

Toking up

Toking a joint

im toking up on a joint, want some?

by imyouyourme December 13, 2016

Tobin'd

Tobin'd is a term used when losing control of your steed on a descent, and face planting into the asphalt at a speed in excess of 20mph

Did you see the crit in NYC last night? Everyone Tobin'd after hitting that 2nd turn in the wet

by icanhaztuthless August 19, 2017

Toeting

Toeting means shooting bullets out of a gun.

I'm toeting bullets out of my gun!

by Mix-Race Man On Road July 16, 2019