southern tornado

When two fat chicks are scissoring on a rotating bed, and they pour maple syrup on eachother

Oh man! i think those to fat chicks are doing the southern tornado

by senorchubbs October 9, 2007

torn up

Correct syntactical form of the urban slang expression "tore up". Describes condition of material or intellectual element that has been modified, generally violently or malavolently, from its original desired or accepted form.

Yo 'sup?! Last night I was torn up from all the partying and carousing we did, mothafucka! I don't want to do that again any time soon.

by Truth2Power September 4, 2004

golden tornado

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.

The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.

by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005

Tornadocanes

When tornadoes fuse with hurricanes, they become Tornadocanes, a natural disaster so powerful it has actually gained sentience and has begun to commit Identity theft.

"Tornadocanes are sweeping across the country, which is a sure sign that identity theft is on the rise, and the end is upon us!"

by WeekendUpdate October 20, 2008

Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt

Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.

cunt: you are such a loser... noone likes you.

MAN: and your a Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt!

by bigbigbigbitch July 28, 2010

karma tornado

when karma finally comes back around to kick you in the ass and it devastates you beyond belief, this is called a karma tornado. KARMA tornadoes come only to those who deserve them;

The karma tornado finally came down and the feng shui in wendys office couldnt stop the force from kicking her out on her ass.

by fort atkinson angel June 25, 2008

Portuguese Tornado

The portuguese tornado is when someone has a abnormally large tongue and performs counter clockwise rotations causing the labia to become rather arroused. The reason why its called ´the portuguese tornado´is that many portuguese men used this method to greet foreign females hoping for the ultimate goal of penetration later that night.

Jessica was nearly sent into a coma while Tiago welcomed her to the country with a portuguese tornado and because of the powerful tornado later that night he managed to insert Jessica.

by SashaT September 6, 2011