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tords_husban4ever

tords_husban4ever is a tiktoker,a very awesome tiktoker,he also is a fanboy for Tord and Paul and mostly everyone. Surprisingly a lot of people know him
Random person: hey had you ever heard of tords_husban4ever?
Other random person:oh yeah!! he's awesome!
by Somethingrandomqwq December 25, 2021
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Salty Torpedo

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!
by PotCulture February 28, 2011
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Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.
I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today
by johnnyjr September 23, 2019
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cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.
I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?
by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020
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fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
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kinky torpedo

1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.

2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)

3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.

2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!

girl#2: OMG was it weird?!

girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.

3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011
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Keeley Torpy

MEANS PRINCESS!
THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....
CHEEKY sexykeeley torpy
by ifuknewmylovewashere September 7, 2011
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