The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.
by rogoed July 7, 2009
Get the Toronto Turban mug.One of the original 6 NHL hockey teams with a strong fan base in Toronto and the Toronto and Greater Toronto Area. The most Stanley Cup wins of the NHL next to the Montreal Canadiens who have more then double the Leafs total.
The Leafs last Stanely Cup win was in 1967.
The Leafs are to the NHL what the NewYork Yankess are to MLB considering dollar value, howeve the performance is a different story.
Leafs fans fall into 2 categories:
The first representing the much smaller group of the 2 being those that are extremely devoted and loyal to their "local team" and stay by them regardless of performance, even if they are in a 43 year (and counting) slump. God bless those true blue fans.
The 2nd group of devoted fans are the retards who honestly believe that for some reason the leafs have a reason and desire to win a game. They can commonly be identified by shouting "This is the year! This is the year"
These are the fans who have paid no attention to any other team in the league and for this reason have never made the comparison between the Leafs and a team consisting of real hockey players too see the difference.
The Leafs have the worst 3rd period performance of any team in the NHL. The reason for that being is lack of heart, grit, will and balls.
The leafs exist only as a franchise and buiseness, not as a hockey team. Evedince for this is on CBC during every broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada.
The Leafs last Stanely Cup win was in 1967.
The Leafs are to the NHL what the NewYork Yankess are to MLB considering dollar value, howeve the performance is a different story.
Leafs fans fall into 2 categories:
The first representing the much smaller group of the 2 being those that are extremely devoted and loyal to their "local team" and stay by them regardless of performance, even if they are in a 43 year (and counting) slump. God bless those true blue fans.
The 2nd group of devoted fans are the retards who honestly believe that for some reason the leafs have a reason and desire to win a game. They can commonly be identified by shouting "This is the year! This is the year"
These are the fans who have paid no attention to any other team in the league and for this reason have never made the comparison between the Leafs and a team consisting of real hockey players too see the difference.
The Leafs have the worst 3rd period performance of any team in the NHL. The reason for that being is lack of heart, grit, will and balls.
The leafs exist only as a franchise and buiseness, not as a hockey team. Evedince for this is on CBC during every broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada.
"hey, do you like the Toronto Maple Leafs? They are our local team! I like them. This is the year, there gonna go all the way.
I also like shiny objects with twirly bits that spin... hey, I have a pet spider. His name is Tucker, cause I like Marcy Tucker, he is a good hocky player... "
I also like shiny objects with twirly bits that spin... hey, I have a pet spider. His name is Tucker, cause I like Marcy Tucker, he is a good hocky player... "
by 123jerk May 9, 2010
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Guy 1: "Hey did you catch the Toronto Maple Queefs game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, they fucking suck!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, they fucking suck!"
by Chilly Daniels March 17, 2011
Get the Toronto Maple Queefs mug.Archaeologist #1: "We opened up that city-sized time capsule that we found on the shore earlier this week."
Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"
Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."
Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."
Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."
Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"
Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."
Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."
Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."
by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012
Get the Toronto mug.Head of Team Ninja, a devoloping team of Tecmo. He is widely known for creating Dead Or Alive. He often makes controversial remarks about other developers and titles, mainly Tekken.
When Dead Or Alive first came out, it saved Tecmo from going out of business because of its "revolutionary" option of bouncing breasts.
When Dead Or Alive first came out, it saved Tecmo from going out of business because of its "revolutionary" option of bouncing breasts.
by Miyaviya June 7, 2007
Get the Tomonobu Itagaki mug.When a gentlemen provides a back rest to a female riding dick, by using his legs, creating a throne that you won't want to stand up from.
by Mike E.D. March 4, 2009
Get the Dick Throne mug.A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.
also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'
"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'
'Did you see last weeks' episode?'
"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'
'Did you see last weeks' episode?'
"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015
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