Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.

Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.

by Omaster25 March 8, 2015

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

Torch

Something really cool, lit even.

Wow Hunter, that's so torch.

by Faeborne December 30, 2023

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 5, 2017

the tiny torches

The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.

"Hey man have you heard of The Tiny Torches?"
"No."
"Fuck you."

by Savagetyler1991 May 16, 2018

torch

A prison term. In place of lighters, a crude flammable device may be constructed with toilet paper, the roll-tube, a sufficiently frayed wire or a hot enough bulb.

Hey, when you get the torch lit, shoot it down to us man, we still git a little tobacco.

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

tweaky torch

When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle

Man you coming to the tweaky torch gathering this weekend? It’s gonna be lit

by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018