topshop boy

they are skinny-jean, converse wearing, fringe-flicking, saggy hat wearing, usually flamboyant WHITE BOYS. they try to be individual but they all look the same. otherwise know as hacobo zhay. xD for every boy there is a topshop girl.

white boys walking down the street.

Girl:look at those boys over there.
boy: they be looking good innit.
girl:but they are real topshop boys.
boy: innit brafe

by kt257 January 18, 2010

Muffin tops

the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.

Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.

by koo mamaeet kartofeeluh December 30, 2008

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

topshop princess

A person who buys their entire wardrobe from topman / Topshop usually on payday.

Eg look over there, it's Lockey he's a real Topshop princess

Look over there it's Lockey, yeah bro he's a Topshop princess

by Topshop-princess September 15, 2015

topslop

Whe you are fucking a girl, and she shits all over your dick and it get in your pubes. Then, you light your pubes on fire and the smell of burning pubes causes you and your partner to pass out. When she wakes up, you will be dead but she will cut off of your burnt dick and take it home and use it as a dildo.

Kiya told me she was going to topslop Lukas

by Bazingle June 15, 2017

high tops

rims that are in excess of 22"

Jamal got them high tops nigga!

by big money pimpin to the max April 4, 2005

Suger-tops

Brand new fesh white shoes.

"Yo, lets steal this niggaz Suger-tops yo!"
"Those are some fresh muffukkin Suger-tops."
"Yo, were are the Suger-tops up in this bitch?"
"Yo, ima bout to finna get some Suger-tops."

by new, Dirty Dog May 30, 2006