story topping

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.

Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?

by FishLips June 11, 2007

top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.

I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.

by joshua September 29, 2003

yogurt top

an idiot, or just someone that you find annoying

"shes such a yogurt top"

by joshalexben August 20, 2007

Top Bins

In footballing terms Top Bins refers to the art of shooting the ball into the top corner of the goal giving the goalkeeper no chance of making a save.

Ed: Johnny, did you see Wayne Rooney's goal yesterday?
Johnny: Nah mate, was it good?
Ed: Free kick, 30 yards out, Top Bins mate
Johnny: Seeeeeerious
Ed : Serious

by Grime Minister January 5, 2012

Bro Top

when you get your male friends to give you a blow job but its not gay.
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour

lil house phone: Smokin' on a dick while I'm fuckin' on your bitch
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up

by cloutman 7 September 28, 2017

double top

Getting fellatio by two individuals at the same time

Dang I knocked on Billy’s door to see if he wanted a bologna sandwich and he was getting double topped by Stacy and one eyed Becky.

by Kid dynamite01 November 9, 2017

Women on top

An awesome sex position, where the women sits on the man riding the guy to ecstacy. the women moves up and down with legs folded or stretching. The guy holds the women's hips and gets to check her out completely while squeezing her boobs and and jiggling with them.

Hey babe, wanna try women on top?

by psych123 December 7, 2011