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Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies
Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!
by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019
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Big Toot

A big toot is a large lad that farts a lot. Big toots also clog toilets effortlessly and wear brown underwear to cover up the questionable ones.
Gary is a big toot. He farts so much and clogs all the toilets.
by Elastic cock January 1, 2020
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Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.
Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.
by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023
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Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.
by Rogerstown September 10, 2014
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Withay Toot

Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.
I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday
by Spencer Ripplebottom July 2, 2022
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toot shoot

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.
When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017
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Boob Toot

exhaling into a single female breast causing a soft flatulent sound
by ChillywillyN May 21, 2015
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