toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006

Tootsie Roll

The mixture of kahlua and root beer. It tastes like an alcoholic version of a tootsie roll.
It was brought to the public eye by the show How I Met Your Mother on the episode "Slutty Pumpkin"

"Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua...
Lily: Kahlua and root beer.
Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself.
Ted: And she...
Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll."

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II June 18, 2009

Toronto Tootsie Roll

Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.

Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.

I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!

by chestersmokington October 24, 2010

cutie-pa-tootie

a common love name for hardcore sassy guys

My cutie-pa-tootie is gonna kick the crap out of your b/f's butt.

by Mr. Zit September 4, 2006

tooties

In rayanesque, it means goodbye, or ciao it originates from the term tootles, or toodles

Okay, I'll talk to you later, tooties

by B.T.S.A. Rafay June 27, 2006

brown and toothless wonder

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.

often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.

by cod blaster June 29, 2008

Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll

You fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick. Then you put it in her vagina pull it out and wipe it across her face while she sucks on your balls.

I just finished doing a Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll with this bad bitch!

by iTheProphet November 29, 2011