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shoal toad

quit being a shoal toad

shoal
by kae_d April 4, 2010
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stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
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Toad Rottis

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"
by kahlies January 19, 2013
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floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!
by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005
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Code Toad

1) Describing someone who, in a technology state, would steal someone elses work with their permission; but it was forced upon them.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.
1) "That kid Tim is such a Code Toad, he forced Kevin to give his visual basic project to him."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."
by Tim Andres June 17, 2006
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Slippery Toad

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.
Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.
by Onlypudge November 30, 2011
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LOAD TOAD

A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!
Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!
by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021
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