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Wedding Cake:-

Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.

The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.

To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.

A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.

Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.

Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
"Me and the lads gave Barbara a really good Wedding Caking last night, I had flashbacks to our wedding reception."

"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."

"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."

"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."

"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008
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Wedding day

Everyday after that, you're fucked!!
After my wedding day my wife decided to have 10 kids and gain 400lbs FML
by el negro de your a fag April 27, 2011
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Wedding Dress

Damn dude, don't wedding dress me, its against the code
by PandaMountain April 6, 2011
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Italian Wedding

A mixture of turds and toilet paper after the toilet doesnt flush properly.
Man, I just left an Italian Wedding in Tippy's bathroom!
by K. Curtains November 12, 2010
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The Great Wedding

The wedding betweent Diandra and the Great "Two Bagger"
Guy 1 "The Great Wedding is going to be great"
Guy 2 "yeah."
by Bilal123 December 8, 2010
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wed-flix

The process of joining together the 2 Netflix queues of the two parties in a serious relationship.
After Dick and Jane had been dating for 6 months, they decided to take plunge and wed-flix.
by AliceS December 19, 2007
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wedding pace

A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).
Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?

Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.

Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!

Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.
by mikethegreat26 March 7, 2013
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