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Susie from a game named DELTARUNE asking his friend kris WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE.
Susie: GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Kris: *awkward silence*
by poiuqwr February 10, 2023
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Kris

A Kris is a strong, tuff and confidential individual that is loyal to defend his friends and especially family. A Kris is always jumping to your defence even if it means jumping in harm's way. Kris is the best person you could have by your side if you went to war, a warrior, selfless , good-looking and kind , lady's man who would make the best boyfriend ever because he would die for your honour, best person to talk to because he always has the right things to say and is a gentleman with ediquette . Kris has a large penis and is a very good operator with it. Kris is a genuine indervidguall
A Kris jumped in and sorted the conflict without hesitation
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
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Kris

A slang word for
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.
Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.
by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024
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Kris Folsom

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!
by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021
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Kris Bry-aint very good

An expression used to express your knowledge of the fact that Kris Bryant is a massive overrated douchbag on a terrible contract for a shit team.
Another strickout!? Holey shit Kris Bry-aint very good!
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