Fudan university (cultural exchange school)

Fudan ICES is a chinese language school for westerners with too much money to pay for an highly estimed education in one of south China's top university. For 10,000 kuai a semestre you get the priviledge of sticking very closely to the curriculum of textbooks, writing characters on blackboards and sitting 22 hours a week on back-pain wrenching chairs- which means you pay the same amount afterwards in physiotherapy (can't claim on their expensive, useless health insurance). On arrival you do the foreigners physical examination which wants a scan of your lungs in a truck lacking so much privacy that you practically expose yourself topless in front of your fellow students.

Being in such a big school you would think you would at least make 1 chinese friend, not so. Unless you get lost and happen to ask the same person directions, or go up to some random person and scare them with your western directness (and face), the chances of you making friends are nil. When you eventually make one friend, they tend to be loyal.

International students have two residences, but avoid the fudan halls at all costs unless you want to further break your back with their hard (wooden) mattresses.

Nightlife consists of going to Helens and watching chinese people get smashed. They will probably look 9 years old, but are in fact older. Ask them just in case. For the more adventurous (outside fudan village), other Popular clubs includes Phebe, M2 and Muse, where you get to see the real China (drunk foreigners, creepy old chinese men and passed out chinese girls).

Fudan ICES is the perfect place for people who can't find jobs, students on their year abroad from universities no one has heard of, and generally people who have a lot of money and want to buy into the brand of Fudan.

Fudan university (cultural exchange school)

by ICES student October 21, 2011

New York cock Exchange (black monday)

A great title for a porn franchise

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by Potentialwasted July 9, 2015

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

by Vyplnit December 7, 2011

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

A misspelling of the word 'nice'. Occasionally used to describe nissan.

"Ooh, that's a nyse car."
"The Nissan?"
"No you n00b, the car!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

Redhead Exchange

An esoteric social interaction, Redhead Exchange is when two redheads encounter each other in public and exchange a glance, long look, or a nod. A Redhead Exchange is not a conscience decision, but an instinctual acknowledgement of a shared unique trait. This spontaneous connection is based on mutual empathy and communicates the experience of having a distinctive appearance. A Redhead Exchange effectively says " I know what you've been through".

Amy shared an unexpected redhead exchange with Andrew as they passed each other in the hall.

by Red Ted September 1, 2025

cryptocurrency exchange script

Crypto Exchange Script is a hybrid solution for full-fledged exchange platform development. It is a software development kit that includes public and private libraries that allow a cryptocurrency exchange platform to be developed. It is an open-source, blockchain-based platform that allows any business to create a private and white label solution and brand it to suit their customers.

Crypto Exchange Script blockchain solution is a cryptocurrency exchange platform with a customizable back end and an easy-to-use user interface. The system comes with an administration panel that lets staff manage the platform's operations. It supports multi-level referral systems, double-entry accounting, and trading bots through API keys. Crypto Exchange Script has a reputable reputation and is used by some of the biggest names in the financial world. Ref: codono.com

cryptocurrency exchange script lets you create own exchange .

by alica October 30, 2022

brotein exchange

A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.

When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.

by Watchinfool September 20, 2023