by Dudop April 10, 2021
Get the Coyotemug. A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
by E Rad October 6, 2012
Get the Political Coyote Uglymug. A medium sized mammal that looks like a wolf. Eats squirrels and many other small mammals. Great for throwing off the Empire State Building.
Someone: dude did you just see that coyote?
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
by Thecoyotestrikesback February 9, 2025
Get the Coyotemug. The Coyote Clause is a "plea" or statement made during a conversation indicating you feel like a Coyote caught in a trap and, if necessary, you would be willing to bite your own leg off to get away from the person who is talking to you. The Coyote Clause should never be explained to the other person, but one can imply it something to be taken seriously. Often used to end conversations in which the other person will not stop talking about themselves.
I was talking on the phone to someone I met on a dating app; they wouldn't stop talking about death metal, so I invoked The Coyote Clause."
by Deangirl34 August 2, 2025
Get the The Coyote Clausemug. by Verbular Bandit January 29, 2017
Get the Coyotedmug. You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
by seemymick January 9, 2017
Get the Coyote uglymug. by DSklar May 29, 2022
Get the Coyotemug.