there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef
by melissa August 2, 2003
Get the queefmug. An abbreviation of "Queens Under Extreme Enemy Fire" (Q.U.E.E.F.). Queef is a term for a very popular young woman in the high school population who has been taken down by nerds that are bearing firearms, or sticks of burning wood.
Bro, the other night at the party everyone thought Ashely was cool, but she turned into a total queef.
by King Queef July 4, 2011
Get the Queefmug. A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.
by Victor April 14, 2003
Get the queefmug. by EAESTHETIC October 20, 2006
Get the Queefmug. by errrr...! January 16, 2010
Get the Queefmug. 
