Professional redditor

A person who spend most (if not all) of their time on the online site Reddit , a professional Redditor may or may not be a moderator for one if not many subreddits . A professional

Redditor will always base their self worth on Reddit karma

Steve hasn’t left his house since 2011 and spend 16 hours a day on Reddit subsisting off Doritos and a smug sense of superiority . He is a professional redditor

by Among gus sus June 16, 2022

Ama-professional

Its meaning comes from the combination of two words, amateur and professional. Other way of saying ‘Beginner’s luck’.

-‘I got two strikes and this is my first time bowling!’
-‘Wow, you must be an Ama-professional!’

by yoshi_drinks_tea June 13, 2020

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.

That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...

by My cock! January 19, 2022

professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

by That good good cheese March 30, 2021

Black Professional.

A black man or woman who is well educated and/or successful in his or her chosen profession. Much more common nowadays than stereotypes of black people allow.

Michelle Obama is a black professional.

by Athlone February 18, 2012

professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.

Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.

by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010