If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.

Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!

by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023

Slaughter Problem

Term described above that was created by the students of Ann Lauver's 6th period Geometry Class of State High. Class of 2010.

See above "Slaughter Problem"

by I still hate Slaughter Problem June 15, 2010

Brainular problem

The definition of someone ( like an engineer) who refuses to back down on a problem until a (lesser) person such as yourself has to prove how much of a moron they are.

I tried to tel him that wouldn't work and he got mad at me until I explained what his brainular problem was and proved it !!

by Plodo August 16, 2020

Dubai Problems

First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai

I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.

by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022

problem cock

Used in the show Big Mouth to describe a penis so large that it is impractical.

(from the show)
Gavin: I’ve seen your cock... I’m gonna make it so big and thick, it’s gonna be a problem.
Tyler: I don’t think he wants a problem cock?

by nibbamarijuana December 17, 2020