by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023

People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!
by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021

by dhhsjsjsjdhdhddhdh November 17, 2022

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
by CLLDBU January 30, 2020

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
by RazorKnight June 8, 2020
