massive nerd

Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho

“Robert is such a massive nerd, but he definitely does his job well”

by Blimmi August 7, 2023

massive dog

to eat

i like massive dog

by dgomaneater69 September 19, 2018

massively egodouchical

Possessing massive quantities of douche-baggery due primarily to excessive egotism.

After listening to Frank's latest rant we all decided that his behavior was massively egodouchical.

by Peregrinator November 12, 2009

Massive Fan

Massive fan: noun (Ma-siv-fan)
A young female of any race who may feel more than comfortable waking up with one (or in fact mulitple) ballbag(s) on her face.

I didn't know you knew Polly?" "Who doesn't!? She's a MASSIVE fan!

by El Lobo Negro January 26, 2011

massive faggot

Davik.

Davik is a massive faggot when he screams.

by BlackHawkFTW December 9, 2015

Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004

massive tits

The ultimate reward of a long journey of socially awkward conversations or fake dick pics.

Dude, that chick I fucked last night had massive tits.

by BigDickBazuso January 27, 2018