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Mt. Alverina

When you are running in the hills of Newton and stop at Mt. Alverina street and slam the water stop Mom in the back of her minivan. You finish up with some swedish fish.
Runner 1 : "Hey where is the next water stop?"
Runner 2 : "I think it is at Mt. Alverina street"
Runner 1 : "Siiiick...I am gonna Mt. Alvzzz this broad in front of us"
Runner 2 : "Nice kid. Save me some swedish fish."
Mom : "Hey team..good job"
by Richard Hasherpes January 26, 2011
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Mt. Gitter' Done

Mt. Gitter' Done is a real place. It is the highest point in Travis County Texas. You git there thuswise:
Take TX-71 outta town (keepin right at the fork with 290 west outta town). When you git to the Village of Bee Caves, slow down. They're lookin for city slickers to fuck over on drugs and alcohol drivings charges. Plus, you miss the turn. Go left. On Hamilton Pool Road. For anti-tresspassin reasons, y'all can't know whur to turn right. Then you hike up Ruski Ravine and hike left up to polak's throne. from there it's easy. There's a clearing in the woods at the very top of the hill. And that's when you cum on his\her face.
Dude. I climbed Mt. Gitter' Done.
Last Night.
by Chalicebearer December 14, 2010
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Mt. Neverest

for tired Mom's or Dad's: refers to the endless pile of laundry that never diminishes, despite washing, drying & folding several loads day after day after day.

Also: For Mom's who breastfeed and start to feel like a farm animal, the baby is ALWAYS nursing.
I've nursed the baby 14 times today, I feel like Mt. Neverest.
by Waterspout May 11, 2011
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Mt. Olive, WV

A little po-dunk town in Fayette County WV. Everyone is related in some way, shape, or form, except for the ones that live at the correctional facility. Mt. Olive is commonly known as "The place where the new prison is" when giving directions to delivery personnel or out of town visitors. No one knows where Mt Olive is unless you mention the prison.
"Hey Dude, Lets go to Mt. Olive, WV"
"Where the fuck is that"
"You know where the new prison is?"
"Oh Yeah"
by trateandmate March 14, 2009
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Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.
Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!
by Queer_Qenton August 2, 2016
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MTS

A completely shit internet provider if you live in pinawa MB,

Your download speeds can reach 5 mbs

And upload speeds of 600 kbs
All people in pinawa suffer from bad internet as there is no other isp that can provider in pinawa
Why is pinawa’s wifi so shit today?

Probably cuz with MTS we can’t even get over 1 mbs upload.

Oh yeah.
by GarrettIsBest November 18, 2018
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MT classic

Matt just fell into the MT Classic once again
by 576378 December 8, 2018
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