Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.
Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.
Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!
Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.
Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!
by Butch Dime October 21, 2010
Get the Mounting Lionmug. A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
Get the Lazy lionmug. Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)
"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."
by Brambleboy November 16, 2017
Get the Lion fudgemug. This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.
by Imperyosi September 2, 2016
Get the in the lions mouthmug. Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
by Tipdock January 15, 2013
Get the Snoop Lionmug. cwar's other ghetto fab nickname
Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.
by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004
Get the c-lionmug. Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".
1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!
Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!
Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging
by The guy drinking a frappachino November 28, 2011
Get the Lion Kingingmug.