ass hair

the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it

he had like major ass hair

by JDB February 12, 2003

shiney hairs

Women who are high maintenence but beautiful to look at usually exhibiting top of the line clothing, the perfect manicure, and a shiney, healthy, just out of the salon hairstyle.

Look at all the shiney hairs in the joint! I could probably get a number but I am intimidated by their beauty.

by goatofcolors December 16, 2008

hair harp

Hair Harp: Slang for a woman's vulva.

Marky played my hair harp last nite and gave me the best O of my life!

by julapdx November 7, 2013

hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

by sci-isms May 9, 2019

Loose hairs

When your hair falls out, then you sing "LOOOOSE HAIRS."

Yo, Shane, you got some loose hairs?

I don't think so.

*hair falls out*

:o LOOSE HAIRS

by BALLSACK February 20, 2018

hair shock

The period of time, usually about a week, it takes to get used to a new hair style or colour.

Kristy refrained from going to the bar with her friends because she was in hair shock.

by Molly Malone37 February 11, 2010

ohio hair

Term used to describe a woman's hair that is puffy or permed much like in the 1980s, which is still popular among some women in Ohio and parts of the south. It is seen as an insult not a compliment.

Nancy has really bad Ohio hair.

by CincyIowan October 14, 2018