Jake

Vagina

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.

by Snake77 November 10, 2010

Jaking

To cancel plans at the last minute.

"We were supposed to drink scotch tonight Christian. Are you seriously jaking out on us again?"

by JM2000 August 25, 2009

Jake

the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.

wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?

by johnny cutoff February 4, 2010

jake

A euphemism for penis. It can be used to describe an actual penis, or to describe the offensive behavior of another.

Reid - Whats wrong with Noel?
Robert - He got kicked in the jake.
Reid - Who did it?
Robert - Lee did, he's being such a jake lately.

by Kevin Edwards February 3, 2007

Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.

You know that greasy kid jake? Yeah he smells like ass!

by Robscoob May 15, 2018

Jake

Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.

Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!

by avoidhimatallcosts September 16, 2010

jake

A Rastafarian word meaning a white person

The jakes with their laws and thier schools are poisoning the purest of minds

by Moons April 17, 2006