Thanksgiving

A Hoilday were people shove shit in there mouth

Thanksgiving is very fun to play with friends

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Thanksgiving

400 years ago today those bloodthirsty cannibal red men burst from the tree line to attack our beloved new England Patriots. Thank baby jesus that George Washington was there with his ar15 Vulcan cannon and his weaponized smallpox/anthrax hybrid vail to fight them off. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to celebrate White Privilege Friday (the day following)

I look forward to the White Privilege Friday Deals almost more than theThanksgiving feast; almost.

by Silver Hammer November 29, 2019

Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving

Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011

Thanksgiving Delight

A sexual act in which one person stands over a woman in a 69 position and simultaneously vomits into the vaginal cavity and defecates into her mouth.

After Thanksgiving dinner, I stuffed all of my girlfriend's holes like she was a turkey. Now that's what I call a Thanksgiving Delight!

by SantosL_Halper October 27, 2008

T.F.F. (On Thanksgiving)

T.F.F.'s use on Thanksgiving or other decadent holidays.

Too Full To Fuck.

T.F.F. (On Thanksgiving)
Sally: "I might go out tonight, (on Thanksgiving) I just hope I don't meet any hot guys because I am seriously, T.F.F."

Jane:
"Yeah, we should just hit the dance floor and get some cardio instead!"

by RCisme November 24, 2011

Irish Thanksgiving

It’s celebrating Thanksgiving with a 12 pack of Guinness and Boston Market.

{Bob} James, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
{James} I'm having a Irish Thanksgiving.

by muxdragon December 20, 2008

thanksgiving fabulous

adj.

1. wonderful
2. the feeling of exceeding joy
3. the enjoying ones self while away from family functions

The day I had today can only be dexcribed as thanksgiving fabulous.

by zestybear October 19, 2004