teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."

I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.

by Moggraider August 2, 2009

testical tar

another name for gizz or sperm

did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere

by K.P. April 27, 2006

Testiclemonial

A testimonial for anything mildly sex related or uber manly.

Check out these testiclemonials from real Chlamydia owners!

by Gmac Feat. Mikel B January 28, 2009

Testicles

1. What no one would be here without.
2. Source of extra muscle, adrenaline, and power.
3. What makes feminists hypocritical.

1. Thanks to Adam's testicles, we are here.
2. "Jimmy finally got his testicles today, he's bulking up."
3. Feminists all started out in their daddy's testicles.

by Borck laser December 13, 2008

master-beta tester

One who must beta test everything before it comes out.

Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.

by RGI October 13, 2007

the testes

the bomb diggity, the titties, awesome, the heat, terrific, extraordinary.

that beck concert was the testes.

by kacee pyles June 19, 2006

Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,

John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff

by Rackadoe October 16, 2012