Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

testicular aids

Testicular Aids Is A Disease That Turns Your Nuts Lumpy And Infested By Black Spots

OH Shit Last Night I Caught Testicular Aids When I Pounded Terry's Mum

by TezzieFiddler May 8, 2018

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

testicular flatulovibration majora

When seated during and episode of severe flatulence, the vibration of said release travels up between the legs and causes a vibration of one or both testicles

After all that protein and fiber, I had an episode of testicular flatulovibration majora!

by AssChief March 11, 2024

Testicular suicide

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025