Tessa

a strong individual; a kind, loyal friend who could use a hug every now and then; a dumbass

Have you seen Tessa’s rad battle jacket?

by formidablydense November 3, 2021

Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 7, 2022

tessa lee

she is a girl who is very shy at first but very outgoing when she is close to you, she says is very pretty but denies it. she normally likes guys named nick, robert, matthew, tyler, and vincent.

“tessa lee is so nice”

by ballickers December 21, 2021

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 15, 2023

Tessa Kowski

Ugly Hoe Whos obsessed with Hippos

Omg did you hear abt that new girl?

Yeah shes such a Tessa kowski

by Lababa. July 2, 2022

Tessa Linnette Lavallee

Tessa Linnette Lavallee is the most beautiful woman in the world. she is so supportive of everything you do. She can make your day one thousand times better by just being there with you. She has to be an angel sent from heaven. She's insanely smart, she will outsmart you in everything you do. She has a boyfriend who can be a lot to handle and some how she does that. She's the greatest thing that could ever happen to him. There is no other like this one.

Logan: man I wish I could see Tessa Linnette Lavallee today.

Tessa: hi

by Logang! May 27, 2022

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022