Puke Telephone

Derived from the popular kids game telephone. This game is played by players lining up in a straight line then the first person pukes in the second persons mouth, the second to the third, and so on until it reaches the end where the last person pukes on the floor. Everyone will notice the puke looks nothing like the original puke.

Ew, I'd rather play telephone than puke telephone.

by metalock989 August 21, 2011

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Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

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telephone shit

When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).

Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.

Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.

by c.o.e. June 21, 2007

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THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006

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Theleah

Extremely insecure girl who usually emotionally distances herself from people so she doesn't get hurt. She is to scared to commit. If you meet A Theleah stay away she will be beautiful but she is a trickster. Most Theleah's get off on playing games and hurting people because it fuels her and makes her feel less insecure.

I feel bad for Theleah, She uses people to try and be happy, But she never will.

by CompleteAss June 5, 2011

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