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Television Audience Laugh

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.
I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh
by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010
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Telecoitus

Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.
My girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we're mostly limited to telecoitus.
by KCHooligan May 31, 2013
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Telephreak

Someone who has an affinity for exploring telephone services and technology; telephony technofile; essentially a phone "hacker" otherwise known as a phreak or phreaker. Also see telephreak.org.
I was talking to Beave about asterisk on the Telephreak conference bridge last night.
by unregistered436 May 31, 2015
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telethra

Telethra
tele-thra
The clogging of the throat due to drinking too much sperm.
My friend: I think I have telethra.

Me: Why? What have you been drinking?
My friend: My boyfriends baby-gravy.
by telethraawareness November 23, 2020
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Teleclairvoyance

The innerear and the anus
He does teleclairvoyance
by Skene's gland mucosa May 16, 2022
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Telerico

A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw
Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”
by Blickstiffy February 23, 2023
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Unemployment Television

Definition.

The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.

Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.

An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.

First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television

P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
by TheUltimateDx April 24, 2023
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