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Technologically neutered

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012
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technogility

The ability to make technology work.
His high level of technogility makes him an excellent choice for Chief Technology Officer. Or, my 92 year old mother's low technogility prevents her from making use of a tablet.
by Forehammer June 13, 2016
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technosexual

when someone is attracted to tenology or robots
Joe: hey bro, did you know Trent was technosexual?

David: yeah, he said he wanna bang the terminator in the chat.

Joe: but how?
by sorrynotsorryyall November 9, 2019
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Technoz

Technoz is an Indian guy who has a YouTube channel with 'Tech' in his channel's name. Eg:- Techno Sagar, Techy Rajesh, Rohan Tech Center, Tech Mafia etc.
Every mortal human has come across their channel atleast once in their lifetime. Whether you need 'mod_crack.apk' or you need to learn 'How to earn 5000$ online everyday' they have got you covered.
John: "Damm man I need money, my wife and children are starving."
Mike: "Oh so why don't you watch the third best Technoz, Tech Sudhir , he has explained some super easy trick to become a billaniore."
John: "Thanks man now I will be rich too."
by The_World_Should_End November 2, 2020
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FM technology

FM Technology (fucking magic technology)

Highly advanced term used to define any technology that you are unfamiliar with.
How does your email automatically transfer to your phone?
FM technology.
by tinav December 6, 2009
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Impact Technology

Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force
Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.
by The Kobra Kid January 1, 2011
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crappy technology

how did you computer break?" "just some crappy technology
by stackattack January 8, 2011
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