Teacher 

A Pearson who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them

No teacher= no problems to be solved

Teacher by Anonymous2854 June 13, 2020

Teacher 

someone who teaches you stuff you wont even use when you going to be an adult

Oh teacher, what knowledge will you give (which we basically 76.9% not use in the future) today

Teacher by BlueSpaceSlime October 10, 2020

Teacher 

A person who can get on your nerves even when they be nice. There are several types of teachers. For example, There is a very chill teacher who just gives you work and doesn't grade anything unless she/ he has to. Another teacher is the one only kiss-ups like, the ones who shushes you if you talk, and if you interupt her while she talking she gonna tell you to raise your hand and when you do she says, "put your hand down".

Teacher: Now class as you can see on the board there is a--
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Raise your hand, I'm talking
Student: *raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down.

Teacher by MMhhMM ya I said dat October 29, 2020

teacher 

annoying and boring people. always on other people dick.

teacher: hello class, please to page 69 in your math book.
me: shut up, fat retard

teacher by peenman069 November 5, 2020

Teacher 

A legal torturer

Teacher: You all have 6 pages of homework tonight
Students:Damn
Teacher: Ok fine you can have 16 pages

Teacher by TheAHHman November 12, 2020

teacher 

An unsuccessful person who tries to teach others how to be successful. People who are teachers are usually people who wanted to chase their dream and be successful in life but failed and had to be a teacher instead.

Our teacher is so dumb and almost everybody in our class is smarter than her.

teacher by Squid Kid [twtx] December 18, 2020

Teacher 

People who hate wikipedia for no reason.

Teacher: no wikipedia

Student: why
Teache: i hate it

Teacher by Yo People mine now February 24, 2021