Taylor's have the largest known penis size and gigantic, yet strangely sensual testicles.
Tom: Look how big my dick is!
Any Females: If you think that's big you should see Taylor's!
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A girl who will scoop your eyes out with a spoon and eat them in front of your parents if you mess with her boyfriend.
Damn Taylor
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Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylors favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew.
"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor. They are the best listener."

DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"

Taylor: "heck yep!"

DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor!"
by AtchkeyThedumsious May 10, 2018
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Typically a girl with brown curly hair , usually short in height, has long lasting friendships. Often times has feuds with her family but will mess you up if you mess with them. A lot of Taylor's have a common condition called "Resting Bitch Face". Doesnt drink often but loves tequila. Particularly sly and sneaky. Often called manipulative. Always get there way. But all around a fun and loving person, and you would be lucky to have a Taylor close to you.
Boy 1: Man Taylor really loves tequila

Boy two: I can tell!
by Juancac September 7, 2015
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There’s fewer people that can make you happier than a Taylor. They’re happy but confusing, especially my Taylor. They can make you cry and they can change a mood or a whole day with just a few words. Most Taylor’s, including mine, are beautiful inside and out. They’re full of compassion, wise thoughts, and understanding of the problems of others. Nobody can move your heart as easily as a Taylor.
Me: “Hey who’s that girl over there? She’s really pretty and very compassionate in the way she talks.”
You: “That’s Taylor! She’s friends with everyone.”
by ycakey February 10, 2019
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to overreact, get really annoyed, chuck a remote at your little brother's face and then storm off.
person 1: stop doin that!

little bro : no

*control is thrown across the room*

little bro: ow! that hit me in the face!

person 2 : dude you totally got taylor'd
by mystery man6132 February 16, 2010
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