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spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
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Piranha Tank

Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.
Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?

Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.

Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.

Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
by B. Hanback April 3, 2008
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Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
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tank parenting

The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.
I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention
by jbassic July 25, 2018
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Tank do

Tank do is an alternative way of saying thank you. It is used when someone tells you something you didn’t know and you find it helpful. It can be replied to with so coplem.
A:why is there a crynosaur in my house
B: you bought it yesterday

A: tank do!
B:so Coplem!
by Itellthetruthpeeps July 21, 2019
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Takuma

KIND GUY WITH TWO 18 POUNDS PPS
TAKUMA OVER THERE DOES DOUBLE PENETRATION BY HIMSELF
TF, REAL SHIT
by caps master April 10, 2020
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Tank Boy

A respectful way of referring to arguably one of the best presidents in Korean history. During his term, President Chun(AKA TANK BOY) strived to annihilate communists and pro-North Korean politicians in South Korea. However, because he was the no.1 communist counter, a few Jeonradians of Gwangju tried to overthrow President Chun. But it was no match for Tank Boy's soldiers.
"Damn, I miss when Tank Boy was in control. Nowadays Korea is packed with commies"
" Yeah the country was a better place when Tank Boy was alive"
by VERY HAPPY ROH MOO HYUN February 28, 2023
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