taint sweat 

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

taint sweat by zach April 21, 2006

Taint District 

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

Taint District by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

taint licker

Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts

Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)

Example:Eww....You Fucking Taint Licker :D

taint licker by A Person That Likes Fish May 27, 2009

taintarific 

(adj) (adv) Something that is as pleasurable or positive as the taint. Of particular significance to male humans because they enjoy stimulation of their taints, due to the location of their prostate. Also, male humans enjoy the female taint because if they progress to a place where they can touch the taint, anal ain't too far behind.

Anal is taintarific.
My bitch is taintarific.

taintarific by muniboy March 10, 2008

Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

Taint Poke by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

taintbrush 

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.

While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!

taintbrush by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005

Tainer Minute 

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.

-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."

Tainer Minute by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009