Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey 

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

J-Tizzy 

How u feel in between multiple orgasms...Jonesin for next one coming, while totally in shock from previous one... a J-Tizzy.

She was in such a J-Tizzy, she forgot her own name.

J-Tizzy by OneSpecialK September 22, 2016

twizzlers 

Best. Licorice. Ever.

I like twizzlers. :)

twizzlers by Twizlover March 15, 2005

Twizzler Stick 

Another name for the human penis, usually refers to one that is small and long.

Did you see his twizzler stick?

Man I slammed twizzler stick in her ass so hard last night she came 2 times.

Twizzler Stick by zeldafan678 July 7, 2010

Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle 

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.

Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.

Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle by blamkin July 24, 2008

Mexican twizzler taco 

when you put a twizzler in a females vagina then say viva la chango then eat the twizzler

dude what did you have for dinner. oh nothing just a mexican twizzler taco.no way man i at that the other night.

Mexican twizzler taco by creature feature February 18, 2011

twizzat 

twat pussy vagina cunt woman penis

im gettin sum twizzat tonight

twizzat by calvizzal September 16, 2006