When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".
i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
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tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision
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