A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
Get the Squatch Truckermug. A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.
Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.
by Sh!tB!rd October 31, 2023
Get the trucker grenademug. an object worn upon ones head, having a mesh netted backing and foam front, often worn by emo and/or indie kids as some sort of tasteless fashion statement.
see also: "von dutch", "john deere" or "ashton kutcher" for further clarification.
see also: "von dutch", "john deere" or "ashton kutcher" for further clarification.
by meeks August 25, 2004
Get the trucker hatmug. when someone does something really stupid or says something really stupid, without cursing replace f with tr, fucker to trucker. Inspired by the vine Mother Truckef Dude.
by Annnman February 27, 2018
Get the trucker boimug. When your ass/inner thighs are raw from sweat and movement similar to vigourously applying sandpaper to your ass crack/inner thighs very very painful
by Daniel W July 5, 2006
Get the trucker assmug. A set of terms that everyday truck drivers use and are also stereotyped to be used by truck drivers.
Some well-known trucker terms:
Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.
City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.
Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.
County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.
Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.
Some well-known trucker terms:
Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.
City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.
Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.
County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.
Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.
Truck Driver: "I was drivin' down the road and on my way to the truckstop I saw six Evel Knievels, five City Kitties, five Local Yokels, three County Mounties, and two Smokey Bears."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."
by smking59 June 4, 2009
Get the trucker-speakmug. well ladies, when you think you've had all possible positions, please try Mr. Kenworth on:
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
by buzzj June 21, 2008
Get the trucker seatmug.