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Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
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Super-Trucker

Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.
That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker
by Jungle-monkey May 21, 2023
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trucker hat

an object worn upon ones head, having a mesh netted backing and foam front, often worn by emo and/or indie kids as some sort of tasteless fashion statement.

see also: "von dutch", "john deere" or "ashton kutcher" for further clarification.
"does my trucker hat go with this argyle sweater vest, windbreaker, and red chucks?"
by meeks August 25, 2004
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trucker boi

when someone does something really stupid or says something really stupid, without cursing replace f with tr, fucker to trucker. Inspired by the vine Mother Truckef Dude.
Amy: “I forgot my phone at home”
We: “You fkn trucker boi”
by Annnman February 27, 2018
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trucker ass

When your ass/inner thighs are raw from sweat and movement similar to vigourously applying sandpaper to your ass crack/inner thighs very very painful
I've been pushing this lawnmower all day it feels like I have a case of trucker ass
by Daniel W July 5, 2006
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trucker-speak

A set of terms that everyday truck drivers use and are also stereotyped to be used by truck drivers.

Some well-known trucker terms:

Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.

City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.

Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.

County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.

Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.
Truck Driver: "I was drivin' down the road and on my way to the truckstop I saw six Evel Knievels, five City Kitties, five Local Yokels, three County Mounties, and two Smokey Bears."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."
by smking59 June 4, 2009
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Trucker drunk

drink just enough to find your limit, then, just for good measure, throw in a few shots of jager, shake well. Now your trucker drunk.
john: man, what the hell happened last night? i don't remember a thing.
zach: yeah, you were trucker drunk last night!
by slowbmw October 17, 2007
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