Troy

He will work with you to achieve your goals. He's awesome, smart, business savvy. He specializes in "Yo Mama" Jokes. He's funny, someone who will make you smile. He's your favorite character on your favorite TV Show. He's a nice guy, as long as you do your job correctly. He's a great person to have on your side. He's kind. He's chill. He's a good listener. He's not afraid to tell you to "Calm the hell down!". Also known as the Blonde Bombshell. He's pretty fly for an old guy. He's honest and outspoken. He's considerate. You wont want to kill him....much. He's the boss dude. He's special. He handles his business. He's an amazing leader and will always have your back. He's the absolute BEST BOSS EVER!!So if you don't know him yet, ....well man I feel sorry for you.

person 1: Did you see that ninja tackle that criminal?!
person2 : Yeah I Know right ! WHAT A TROY!

by fadetoblack23 August 6, 2016

Troy NY

Troy is well known for its many over populated housing projects infested with cockroaches & welfare momma's. Many of its homeless are ex stock brokers, reality TV stars, Politicians, & famous rap artist for the 90's. They live as urban nomads in the city parks cooking pigeon stew & holding gypsy carnivals that mainly consist of oral sex booths & rat clubbing. There is an epidemic of Urban Hillbillies that populate the city. Leading to many spontaneous house fires from their meth labs & moonshine kilns exploding. Incest & brutality towards woman are not only encouraged but celebrated in Troy by its 'Kiss your sweetie with your fist day' dances usually held in the streets & funded entirely by food stamps. Known as the birthplace of both the AIDS Virus & Uncle Sam, the city offers nothing for tourism other than connecting the herpes sores on dead hookers mouths with a marker as you stumble across their corpses trying to flee the city & stopping to see the midget Puerto Ricans with Dragon Ball Z cartoon character hair working at the Peebles on Hoosick st. for a seminar about the basics of living off welfare momma's and being a confidental police informant. English is not their primary language. They speak a muttered combination of Spanish, Ebonics, & incomprehensible groans & grunts. Be advised to bring extra money if interested in purchasing children for sexual slavery since the residents will usual bombard outsiders with such proposals.

Guy: Hey, where you from?
Girl: Troy NY, Don't ask me to spell it.
Guy: I thought I smelt a spic fart
Girl: Little do you know that smells coming from my twat not my asshole, ASSHOLE!

by SouthTroyCore January 16, 2014

Troy

A pedophile gym teacher who goes into the locker rooms and watch’s the kids change. Troy is especially sexist towards young girls

All the kids hate troy he watches them change and yells at them

by Whdcbhgff December 8, 2017

Troying

When you steal somebody’s girl. Mainly your bestfriends.

He was Troying all his friends the other night at the movies.

by Arock1916 January 21, 2018

Troye Sivan

The king of the queer music industry. He's beautiful, extremely talented, and oh-so-sweet. If you haven't heard any of his music, some good songs to start with are:
-Strawberries and Cigarettes (on the Love, Simon soundtrack, though it is sadly no longer available on iTunes or Spotify, and, from what I've heard, not available on Amazon Music either.)
-Postcard (feat. Gordi)-Album: Bloom
-The Good Side-Album: Bloom
-My My My!-Album: Bloom
-Plum-Album: Bloom
-Bloom-Album: Bloom (duh)
-Lucky Strike-Album-Bloom
-Fools-Album: Blue Neighbourhood (Unavailable on iTunes, except in remix form)

Troye Sivan is the god of music. Change my mind, I dare you.

by _Andromeda February 21, 2019

pass the troy

To pass a alcoholic drink to another a homie, passing the cup around the room for all to sip from.

Yo man pass me the troy!

by Kevin Cray July 13, 2004

troofer

Noun- Term of abuse used by Bush supporters against anyone who is openly disbelieving of the Bush Administration's heavily propagandised 9/11 fairytale. The term is used most often in a derogatory way as an ad hominem by neocon trolls in order to avoid dealing with the facts, commonsense, and supporting links presented by 9/11 sceptics

Neocon troll: Often you will find a troofer wearing tin foil on their head.

Sceptic: I've noticed that the only people talking about tinfoil all the time are nutters like you. What's this obsession of you crazies with tinfoil hats?

by Wataru108 January 20, 2009