Blue ton

The approximate weight of a fat-ass blue whale

(This word has been used in my family so much but turns out it doesn’t exist so I’m putting it on here)

You’re mom so fat she weighs a blue ton

by A_Jill_thing_2_say August 23, 2020

a metric shit ton

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.

by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016

shit-ton

when you have or need alot of something.

i have a shit-ton of work to do today.

by boshk March 8, 2005

Watchu Ton-bah

What are you talking about?

DMX says: "ARh Woof Woof,"
Snoop says: "Watchu Ton-bah?"

by seano4 August 29, 2006

5 ton chubby

The erection brought about by the vibration of a diesel engine while in the sitting position.

As we passed Melrose and Vine, I acquired a 5 ton chubby. It was harder than my morning wood.

by double pee March 15, 2009

shit-ton

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

by Patternalistic October 11, 2007

shit-ton

a lot of something

"thats a shit-ton of work"

by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003