not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018

not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

by jungcock. March 17, 2018

not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.

A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."

by polivebrsk January 23, 2017

today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.

Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.

by GamerFUN November 1, 2019

Today

Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.

"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"

by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021

Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.

Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER

by crappyoi February 16, 2021