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not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.
by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018
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not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.
by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018
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not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way
me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff
by jungcock. March 17, 2018
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not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.
A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."
by polivebrsk January 23, 2017
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today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.
Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.
by GamerFUN November 1, 2019
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Today

by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021
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Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.
Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER
by crappyoi February 16, 2021
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