toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016

toasty

A lie on specific life events

"Oh don't you dare toasty me!"

by prince sucmadic January 14, 2016

Level of toastiness

How well or bad you want your bread toasted while in a toaster

The level of toastiness had broke

by Toaster536 December 12, 2018

Toasty Bag

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.

"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"

by kikikikiks January 20, 2019

toastie-toastie

The level of toastieness your toast has been toasted.

Daaanggg Bertha, your toast is toastie-toastie.

by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019

Toasty

When something is so cool, good, awesome, or attractive

You know Linda ?

Yeah bro, she's pretty toasty.

by Lindaiscat June 6, 2018

toasty o's

A shit off brand of cheerios with less flavor than the cardboard it is packed in.

Person 1"Hey did you get some ceral?"

Person 2"Yup toasty o's!"

Person 1"oh, I didn't know we were so poor."

by Snuffqueen March 21, 2019