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Sex on the ceiling 

Any and all things "fucked up" beyond recognition; anything fucked up and out of place; just plain wrong
After Michael Vick's game against the Packers sports analysts could only describe his performace as "sex on the ceiling" .
Sex on the ceiling by DMR0369 January 20, 2011

sex on the sly

Cheating or trying to cheat when you have a spouse or significant other. Those looking for sex on the sly are liars and cheaters.
Nancy: Did you hear? Monty's lookin' for some sex on the sly. Jack saw him hit on a girl at the club.

Alice: You mean Monty, Sally's husband?!

Nancy: Yeah, can you believe it? He seemed so sweet and caring to her. Go figure.

Alice: Uh huh, another cheater.
sex on the sly by mad megawoman August 6, 2011

sex and the city

A television show (airing at random times on random days), that, unlike most brainless TV shows, accurately portrays what relationships are really like, in the sense that men are dicks and manipulate/exploit women, and that women should only do the same. The program follows four women who live in, you guessed it, NYC, and no matter what man the screw and who they're with, they always stay friends with each other. Is the epitome of the poetic proverb "chicks before dicks."
I like romantic evenings on the beach..but I'm not the honeymoon type... My "sex and the city" character must be...Miranda...
sex and the city by Suzza April 24, 2008

Sex and the City

The greatest show to ever exsit. First Aired on Saturday June 6, 1998(Sex and the City/Pilot) and ending on Sunday February 22, 2004 (An American Girl In Paris Part Une & Part Duex). Staring Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw), Kristin Davis (Charlotte York Goldenblatt) Who's last name was originally Ross in the book by Candance Bushnell, Cinthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes), and Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones).

This show is usaully hated by people who have never lived, don't live in New York, idoit who are beyond conservative, and people that never really look into things. Sometimes hated by people who don't appretiate Fashion and/or Shoes. Loved by those who are truely from Manhattan, or just love fashion.

Based on a book by Candance Bushnell. And has 2 other books: Reading Sex and the City and Sex and the City : Kiss and Tell (Episode Guide, Cast Inteviews, etc).

Cheap Disses for this are that it was written by gay men (The writers were 6 women and Micheal Patrick King), that is shallow and materialisc, and that the characters are just plain whores.
I'm obsessed with Sex and the City, yesterday I read Sex and the City: Kiss and Tell 4 times.
Sex and the City by Lieske July 25, 2008

Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance 

Insert your well lubricated erect cock into your girls Vagina, wrap one hand around her hair and with a good hard, fast, doggy style rhythm pounding. Part way through the screwing, before you get off pull out of her Vagina. Send the next stroke all the way up in her Anus(cornhole) in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rhythm. (good lubrication is required on penis before you start)

Going the Distance is when switching from Vagina to Anus. After placing your Cock in her Anus you must maintain Anus penetration without slipping out. Both hands must be on her, one hand holding on to her hair and the other placed on her hips for control. Maintain your ride for eight seconds.

Also, she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch cock positions.
After a long night at the Osceola County Rodeo in Kissimmee Florida. A wannabe Cowboy takes his Cowgirl home for a HOT round of Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance.

The CEO of Sex 

A mysterious being, legend tells the tale of a purple man with an undying will and an unbreakable spirit that may not die as long as there is sex and shall not yield until there are no more people left to spread his word. Even if they don't know they are.
"I'm down bad, i don't know if i should make a deal with The CEO of Sex, he is as sly as he is powerfull"
The CEO of Sex by obliti autem estis February 11, 2021