Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".
by kalomiris December 22, 2009
Get the Blank presentmug. Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
Get the fecal presentationmug. Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.
"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."
"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."
by anonymous September 20, 2022
Get the presentismmug. Person 1 - did you do your presentation during the last class?
Person 2 - Yes, I ended up presentated last.
Person 2 - Yes, I ended up presentated last.
by wawaisgasstation October 27, 2022
Get the Presentatedmug. the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011
Get the sergeant's presentmug. When a child forgets how to say “present” so they say this word instead because of their lack of vocabulary.
by I can’t find my own name April 1, 2021
Get the Presentatemug. A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.
by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025
Get the Non-present Cuckmug.