Dagenham Handshake

Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb.

I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.

by JLS3000 January 25, 2016

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Shawinigan Handshake

When you get wanked off by a Canadian

Guy 1: I hear you pulled Rick Moranis

Guy 2: Yeah man I got a Shawinigan Handshake

by Username18374829#93958 March 30, 2022

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chip handshake

Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.

After giving this fellow a thorough jawjacking, Russ gave him the ol chip handshake goodbye.

by CVfive October 24, 2022

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Grecian Handshake

Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting

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Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.

by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015

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You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”

You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.

Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”

I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead

Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing

by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021

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