Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023

yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.

Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.

by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007

Republican Handshake

When two mens penises intertwine like the snakes on the medical staff

I saw Ticker Carlson give that man a Republican Handshake!!

by TitanRob February 11, 2022

Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013

Wuhan handshake

When you cough into your hand and then shake someone elses to spread coronavirus

I just gave Jerome the wuhan handshake he didnt even realize, hes got the corona now.

by shake800 March 23, 2020

Halvee Handshake

You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”

You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.

Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”

I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead

Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing

by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021