by dusty May 5, 2003

Part of Speech- Noun
Language of Origin- Geek
1. The art of using one's penis to whoop the shit out of someone else.
2. The martial art form used by a cardboard tube ninja.
Language of Origin- Geek
1. The art of using one's penis to whoop the shit out of someone else.
2. The martial art form used by a cardboard tube ninja.
by EvilPopTart July 14, 2004

Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin
Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"
"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
by jshep22 November 6, 2013

Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!
David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".
by udontnome June 10, 2009

(n.) A fictional martial art that can only be described as the feeling that one has been kicked in the head this way before.
(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.
(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.
Don't screw with that monk, he knows Deja Fu.
I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.
I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.
by The Malc-Man July 28, 2008

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008
