The Ultimate-Reality

It is the material, efficient, formal and final cause of all that exists. It is the pervasive, gender-less, infinite, eternal truth and bliss which does not change, yet is the cause of all changes.

"The Ultimate-Reality" places emphasis on 'the importance of the salvation of my soul'.

The Ultimate-Reality by shaqjama765 September 5, 2020

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

Glitter the unicorn by BorisSs April 27, 2011

storm the United States Capitol 

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

storm the United States Capitol by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.

guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021

the unsolicited 

The unwanted/unexpected insertion of a finger into someone else's butthole. This may be attempted on an unsuspecting person regardless of their state of dress. The aim is to attempt to stick one's digit as far as possible into another's butthole before they have time to clench/react.

I bent over to pick up the remote and she slipped me the unsolicited. Ye-ouch!

the unsolicited by tinogrrl January 15, 2011

The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

The Urban Dictionary by andioop1234 October 4, 2019

beaten with the ugly stick 

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

beaten with the ugly stick by kasper May 5, 2004