skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

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Get the skin dickmug.

bologna skins

cheapest tires you can get, thinnest walls and tread

just throw some bologna skins on that old womans car she never drives

by Joey56 May 11, 2008

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Get the bologna skinsmug.

A skin-bridge is formed when the raw remnant where the foreskin was cut attaches to the raw surface of the glans and heals that way. This happens after the doctor has lost interest in the case and the mother, who has been told her son's circumcised penis is now "low maintenance" and has no idea what it is "supposed" to look like, does not notice that anything is the matter

The doctor botched my circumcision. Now I have a skin bridge and I keep my merkin in it.

by Mia Sadofsky December 28, 2005

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Get the skin bridgemug.

waste of skin

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.

"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."

by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005

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