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Jordan Peterson

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
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Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.
My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple
by B. Sagget April 15, 2024
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Peterson

Kind ass and selfless till the point of being dumb
Teacher: "i will go up stairs to bring your soup"

*hangs-up phone*

Peterson :"ok i will go down"
by Fuck boiii lol kill hanzel August 19, 2019
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Stinky Peterson

noun An action akin to the "wet willy". The inflictor first inserts their index finger into their anal cavity and then into a recipients ear canal.
"I've been on antibiotics ever since you gave me that Stinky Peterson"
by Chief_Grief_$$ July 11, 2024
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Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
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Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness
1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson
by Yellownote April 21, 2022
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Tash Peterson

when you have the shit idea to dress up in ugly ass lingered at a Melbourne tram stop in the middle of summer and you somehow think that is vegan
P1: "I am going to Tash Peterson."
P2: "Don't. Its a shit idea."
by iDontTrustYou August 25, 2024
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