brodey peterson

Brodey Peterson is a nice young fellow. If he sees a woman he will use his wee wee to impress her. He claims to be the new edp445 and is packing 12 inches. He is a sweat at Roblox and Fortnite. He is a white male who enjoys calling African Americans slurs and nice names. He uses a vibrator towards hentai.

Brodey Peterson is so hot

by Kneegus November 27, 2023

Cash peterson

A boy with w rizz

That rizz up Gyatt

Woah its cash Peterson and he is rizzing up a w gyatt

by anonymous December 18, 2023

Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!

Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024

Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Petersoning

The act of bullying everyone you disagree with on private social media platforms and claiming you are being silenced when you get suspended for violating the terms of service

Guy: why is he mad, didn't he just insult somebody.
me: yeah he is just petersoning

by Amr Salem July 4, 2022